Back in the day I could have been considered a "bean pole."  I was highly athletic, and though moderately muscular any of the definition was overshadowed by being wiry (though I eventually outgrew the designation "gangly," thank heavens).  This is back when I could afford to be so physically active, and before the effects of the McArdle's disease steadily clamped down on the stamina.  More importantly, it's when I was also getting sufficient rest to compensate for the effects of the activity I pursued regardless.

I got married, and gained the requisite 10-15 lbs. that generally comes with it, simply due to a change in lifestyle - eating more frequently, and in the company of others on a schedule of well prepared food rather than "when it suits me" and consisting of "whatever's around."  Even with that gain though I was smack in the middle of the Healthy band of the BMI (though individual results vary depending on body type, I'm fortunate to be a good match for the algorithmic archetype).  That weight stayed steady for another year.

Then: The Desk Job.  In the interest of advancing my career and furthering the capabilities and savings of our family, I changed from the more free-form telecommuting gig to one that met those requirements but also required standard office attendance.  I have no issue with the work, or with good work ethic, but I had been liberally making use of the telecommute arrangement to rest as necessary in order to recover from the day's strain.  With the desk job, that luxury was forfeit.  Ignorant of the specific nature of my disorder at the time, I didn't realize how disastrous this would be.

Seated at the console, plugging away on the code (Object Pascal cum Delphi RAD environment for MS IIS ISAPI filters on the MetaStorm e•Work product) I found myself wearied as usual, but unable to deal with it.  I compensated by being exceptionally stubborn, and when that fell short, supplemented with anything available to increase my blood sugar (I was also drinking a lot of water, which I attributed to the poor transition from Washington's temperate and moist environment to the Utah dessert two years before - but probably only half of what I now know would be required.  Whatever the case, whenever Rachelle called I seemed to be in the bathroom).  This latter strategy came with predictable side effects, and in the course of five months I put on some 40 pounds.

The rapidity of weight gain was certainly off-putting and distressing, especially as the combined weight of the entire supplemental caloric intake during this time didn't seem to be adequate to account for the change.  I did my best to stabilize and cut back on the snacks, suffering through the stupor instead, and plunging into another round of medical inquiry to find out why I was so tired so I could hopefully do something other than eat to manage energy levels - these of course were ineffectual.  Later, changes in jobs, the production of very very cute children, and general demands of the conditions of life slowly edged the weight upward until finally peaking at about 250 lbs. (113kg), at the same time that the last vestiges of regular physical activity (Kishindo martial arts) feel by the wayside.

I was frustrated, to say the least, but also largely to blame - by putting myself and my needs very last, I was doing myself this dramatic (and visible) harm until it interfered with my ability to continue to serve my family.  I was so bogged down, waking up exhausted (and frequently nauseous), barely pushing through the day, and repeating.  Minor gains in understanding, not necessarily of my condition but my reaction to it, gave me some latitude for correction and over the course of about 2-3 years managed to move from 250 back down to about 220.

The most recent improvements have come from a very complete comprehension of the condition and my situation.  The management strategy I'm pursuing now allows me to walk that thin line between capacity and injury, and to retain cognizance throughout even the long days (with few exceptions).  Combined with that, I've been able to leverage the inability to utilize stored glucose energy to maximize natural ketosis (the same condition the Atkins and other low-carb diets attempt to induce artificially) and consume stored lipids instead - this time without the crippling side effects causing near-comatose stupor.  This means that from the first day of the diet I've been able to realize dramatic results, as detailed below:

Down, down she goes!

The weight log starts in late January, testing out the Wii Fit I'd gotten the family for Christmas (but was unable to play with myself, having been separated from them).  Return visits to the family explain the infrequent initial measurements, followed by my more permanent return in lat March.  Throughout April and May I was completing my research into the effects and side effects of McArdle's before finally establishing the current regimen.  This failed to produce any effects on the weight though, so I sought out the advice of my buddy Joel - the most successful dieter I've ever seen.  Over the course of a year his appearance completely changed, to the point that when we were re-united for a get-together I recognized his wife, and wondered who the heck was with her.  Thus was born the references to the "Sexy Sexy Joel Diet" (as the diet belonging to and responsible for Sexy Sexy Joel, as opposed to the old Joel).

His secret?  Has nothing to do with all of those "By following these X simple rules!!1!" ads that are all over the internet, nor with fad products, "cleansing," etc.  He wasn't even exercising - just following the old Weight Watchers™ formula for calculating caloric intake in terms of points (calories / 50 + ( grams of fat / 12 ) - ( min{ grams of fiber, 4 } / 5 ) ) and his allowance for consuming them.  Using a calculator and log on his iPhone he followed the simple principles over time to great effect.

I adopted the same pattern, and am pleased to report that, per the graph above, have dropped 32 lbs. in the course of just over 3 months.  At this rate I have another month and a half or so to meet my long term goals, after which I can settle into a maintenance pattern.  Looking at the trend line it's very slowly leveling out.  It also has that cyclical up-tick I'm at a loss to explain - though I also admit that I haven't gone into an in-depth analysis for them yet, as they are inconsequential to the average / long view.

For the geekiest bits: the point system, whatever its failings, works.  In order to make sure all measurements are taken consistently, they've all been done within the same hour of the day, in the same general outfit (light sweats, t-shirt), immediately following my carefully metered exercise (metered to avoid undue metabolic or toxic distress) in the morning before any kind of intake.  This does mean that I've artificially skewed the measurement to the lowest point in a day's fluctuation, but given that I'm moving 10-15 lbs. of water though my system throughout the course of a day it makes sense to take a low baseline, since the peak water retention will fluctuate unpredictably (or according to parameters and timings I'd rather than make explicable by mapping when there's an easier solution).  Doing it the same way every day is what makes the biggest difference in collecting the samples, which allow me to apply a general trend analysis instead of a specific margin of error per day.  All measurements have been taken on the Wii Fit in order to keep the analysis consistent and to provide a log of the output as well, which I have carefully transcribed and reproduced above using Perl's GD::Graph module.

I have several other observations as a result of the experience, mostly regarding psychology and sociological trends, which I'll save for another time.  For now I'm excited for the day when I can stabilize enough to buy new pants (which I'd rather only do once, an account of being a cheapskate).  Also, while it's true that I may have an unfair advantage due to the super-charged ketosis, Joel's experience demonstrates the viability of the approach without such an inside track (a track, I might add, that is not worth the side effects if it can be avoided).

Bon (pétit) apétit!

The biggest gains came from discovering sleep apnea, candidiasis, and suspicions of mitochondrial myopathy. None of these are naturally indicative of McArdle's Disease (the eventual diagnosis) though, nor are they typically concomitant. They didn't fall into their place in the puzzle until the picture was already becoming clear, when it all suddenly came together.

I should start by explaining a little about the condition. Glucose is the primary source of energy for nearly everything in the human body, the whole process referred to as "glycolysis." Most cells, especially muscle cells, have an internal reserve of it in a compact polymer-like form called glycogen. When demand for energy increases, molecules are trimmed off the end of the chain and made available to the mitochondria to do their business of converting it into active energy (adenosine triphosphate, for those taking notes).

This store of energy is pretty high - enough for 12-20 hours worth of activity before needing to be replenished. That replenishment happens on a regular, ongoing basis, to keep stores topped off whenever spare glucose is available, and any surplus is either excreted or converted into starches and stashed elsewhere. Normally this is enough to keep the body readily burning glucose between meals without running low - an exception would be fasting (more than a day), starvation, or extremely high demand: marathon runners, for example, can completely deplete glycogen stores after about 20 miles of continuous running, a phenomenon they refer to as "hitting the wall." At that point continued activity requires use of the stored fats as an alternative fuel, and risks damage to those tissues unable to do so.

McArdle's refers to a defect in or absence of myophosphorylase, which is a fancy name for "the enzyme that breaks glucose off the glycogen chain." This deficiency means that the primary source of stored energy is either completely off limits or so impaired as to be unable to meet the body's demand. This results in dramatic exercise intolerance, and in some cases cramping or seizing of muscle fibers (which require energy both to contract and relax) in a disparate and uncoordinated state so severe that they can actually rupture (rhabdomyolysis - this will be on the test), spilling their proteins into the blood and straining renal functions. Alternatively, the secondary fuel source based on fatty acids can be engaged (lipolysis).

An interesting side note here is that this is the primary intent of low-carb diets: by lowering the intake of glucose (and things easily synthesized into it by the metabolism), glycogen stores are exhausted and the body has no choice but to turn to lipids in order to remain functional. It's a hack, but a potentially effective one - your mileage may vary though, and not every system can handle the kind of stress this creates.

To point, too heavy a reliance on lipolysis floods the body with its waste products and increases the acidity of the blood (ketoacidosis). Healthy folks don't normally get to this point - diabetics can be affected in pretty nasty ways though. Those with McArdle's suffer a similar fate since the reliance on it is more absolute, and constant: this happens on regular diets without regard for carbohydrate intake. I had hit on a form of metabolic acidosis in my investigation earlier but had come to it from the wrong side, thinking that it was an inhibition of the mitochondria in making use of available oxygen, when in fact the mitochondria work wonderfully and are simply making-do with limited materials on hand. The effect is the same though: fatigue, memory disruption, stupor, and eventual unconsciousness.

I hit on McArdle's as a possibility in my own studies just before I was recruited by Amazon, though there were a couple of things that didn't quite add up for me. The subjective descriptions of other sufferers sounded really really close, a better overlap for my experiences than anything else I'd encountered to that point. However, I didn't have the severe cramping, nor the myoglobinuria - the voiding of protein from the damaged muscle in such a way as to turn urine red or "rust colored." I grew up in the Pacific Northwest: rust, in that high-humidity environment, is a bright orange or red. I'd experienced darkened urine before (sorry to get visceral here), but it was more brown than anything else, was very infrequent, and not repeatable under controlled conditions. During a physical before relocating to Seattle I asked them to run a CPK, which looks for serum creatine kinase (the chemical marker of that damaged muscle) which is elevated in 90% of McArdle's sufferers: results came back normal and I scratched this one off the list.

Once in Seattle, apart from the family, I decided to give myself a break in some respects. Since I didn't have anything better to do (no family, trying to save money since I was living separately, and not particularly interesting) all I really did was work and sleep. I allowed myself to sleep whenever I wanted to, extended naps after work, sleeping-in on the weekends with a nap or two on Saturday and Sunday (each!), until eventually waking up from a nap didn't hurt - I didn't shudder or feel sick within a few seconds after starting to move, and then something even more surprising happened: I stopped needing the CPAP at night. The sleep apnea completely vanished for a time, as long as I was napping with such high frequency.

The results were amazing. I slept better, dreamt more frequently, and was even able to take longer walks. I lost about 10 pounds in a couple of months without changing my diet (I mean come on, I was eating like a bachelor - a bachelor who can cook, granted, but not especially health conscious and with a penchant toward mint ice cream in the evenings). After those couple of months the work schedule started to pick up and my resting decreased, the CPAP came back on, and exercise tolerance reined back in to the "inhibited" range. The stress was a lot higher too - being apart from my family for several months had sucked all the fun out of exploring a novel place. I felt a need to demonstrate to the powers that be that I was not taking any of it for granted, and dove into the work with all the vigor I possessed to make the most of the fortune bestowed upon me: man, did I ever work hard, even during the once-monthly weekend visit back to see my wife and daughters. We did everything we could to help sell the house make judicious use of our resources.

After three months my corporate housing benefit expired and I was forced to find a new apartment on my own dime. I narrowed it to a pair of places relatively close to work and made the move. Interestingly enough, one of the two could never correctly coordinate a showing: three different attempts always saw the super pulled away on some other issue or ill, and I was forced to take the other without ever earnestly evaluating the competition. The reason this is an interesting fact is because the one I got was up the steeper hill, a crucial contribution to the eventual diagnosis.

I ramped up my work even more. During the holidays things are busy in the retail world, and Amazon doubly so (on account of being good at what they do). My areas of responsibility overlapped with physical operations, so everything was closely monitored and actively engaged. I would work 9-10 hours at the office, walk the 1.1 miles back up the hill to the apartment (or in a real pinch take a shuttle bus - I was living across the street from one of Amazon's facilities, just not the one I was supposed to work at, and they have shuttle service between them), have my video chat with the family before the girls went to bed, and work another 6-8 hours on average. Saturdays I would put in only 4-5 hours, and try to rest on Sunday (except for the emergency processing which had to be attended to at 10 pm daily, no exceptions, and any pages I received). It shut me down: I suffered through it because I had to, but the limited treatment I had for the sleep apnea became ineffective and the afternoon meeting narcolepsy started creeping back up on me.

Clearly, this was unacceptable. I was trying to completely own the job and attendant performance expectations out of a desperate display of over-compensation for any perception of my own failings, and still demonstrate to the cosmos that the blessing of opportunity had not been misplaced. I would magnify what I'd been given, and failure was not an option: I re-opened an investigation into my health, starting over with new physicians and determination to finally see it through and regain some dignity. I was also armed with the recommendation from my last consultation in Utah that I follow-up with a neuromuscular specialist to see if they could find anything.

I got myself a referral and an appointment a month in the future. Tired of repeating myself and feeling like I was leaving out anything of relevance, I typed up my medical history and current state of symptoms and controlled conditions under which they were manifest and went into the consult armed with a fairly exhaustive twelve page document. Having previously personally ruled out McArdle's, I essentially wrote around it: made no mention of mitochondrial disorders, glycogen storage issues, anything of the like. I actually gave it a bent slightly toward some kind of transient ischemic event: the intense walk back to the apartment after a series of grueling days eventually resulted in some pretty nasty aches, but not until I took a break and rested. It was only well after the exertion that muscles seized up, and then after a power nap turned into a deep and exhausting pain that easily brought me to tears. On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being pain free and 10 being unconscious, this rates a 7; for comparison, a root canal tops out at 4 and deep lacerations a 6 at most (it'll send me in to shock, but tears are a distant thought). I took this to be a potential sign of ischemia (inhibition of blood flow, usually localized) due to the fact that deep tissue damage from suppressed blood supply doesn't happen in full force until that flow is restored (re-perfusion injury and apoptosis). The resulting darkened excretion following 12-24 hours later confirmed some kind of muscle wasting, but again given its brown color I associated it more with necrotic tissue than a possibility of the more traditionally red myoglobin.

At the appointment, after a very brief evaluation to make sure there was nothing glaringly pathological, the specialist looked over the history and immediately recommended McArdle's as though it was already on the tip of his tongue. I told him why I'd ruled it out, specifically noting the negative CPK test, but by then he'd closed the folder and was wearing that medical professional look of, "I'll listen to you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what's up and am not likely to take it under real consideration." He made no additional notes, and simply stated that he'd like to see me again after my consult with the neurologist (to see if it really all was in my head - though legitimately based on neurological function, rather than psychosis per se).

The neuropsychiatric evaluation was set for the middle of May. Only, I could swear the receptionist told me a corresponding date in March. I showed up on that date with all my paperwork filled out, ready to go, and was a little chagrined to learn I'd rearranged my schedule for something not due to happen for another four weeks. They offered to add me to the waiting list in case something earlier came up, which I accepted, and went back to work dejected.

Prompted by the prior meeting and hint toward McArdle's from the neuromuscular specialist I did some more research, and found the available materials evolved somewhat since my prior glance in this direction. Someone equated "rust" with "brown," a real forehead slapping moment of course - not only was the event predictable enough that I should have seen it and been able to disregard the minor deviation, but I've seen brown rust long enough I should have adapted to a broader definition anyway. Secondly, an explanation that the cramping was not necessarily present in all conditions, and frequently occurs after the exertion or even during rest. Following as many threads as I could I tied the alternate lipolysis metabolism to non-diabetic ketoacidosis, which rounded out the remainder of my symptoms. I had a fit for everything, there was no part of my condition not explained by the disorder, and nothing in the disorder at odds with my presentation. I didn't know what to do about it yet, but after 15 years of intensely searching I received a concrete corroboration and vindication: life really was hard, and I wasn't simply incapable of handling otherwise normal levels of stress.

One week after that appointment, as I was preparing for my monthly trip down to see the family, I had my regular meeting with the boss to sync up. This time, however, rather than the one-on-one format, our friendly neighborhood HR representative was there. As nice as they usually are there are times you don't want to see them; this was, in fact, one of those times. Business concluded, boxes were packed, and with an hour to go before I was already scheduled to head out to the airport I found myself an unemployed victim of a tightening financial reality. The timing could have been better, certainly - relaying the news to my family under those circumstances was bittersweet. I was due to see them, and to return to be with them more permanently, but with an uncertain future. Not only that, but the steps I was taking toward possible management and resolution of my health were going to have to be put on hold once again: even with a continuation of health coverage through the next month and opportunity for COBRA it would simply cost too much, and without new work lined up I couldn't risk the family finances.

While I was down visiting the family and celebrating my daughter's birthday, I received a phone call: it was the neuromuscular department letting me know they'd had a cancellation and would I be interested in moving my appointment up from May 12th to the coming Monday? Talk about providence! My return flight was on Sunday night, and I was planning on immediately breaking down the apartment and closing off accounts so I could have my belongings packed up and be back on my way to Utah as an officially binding move (cats and all) by Thursday. If I were to be able to get this evaluation at all, that would be the only way and the only day to do it - I very gratefully accepted the rescheduling and continued to enjoy my time at home.

I returned to Washington and went in for the six hour battery of tests designed to exercise and measure the functional capacity of the brain. During a break in the tests I had the opportunity to speak with the prior specialist, from the earlier consult - I let him know my findings, and we chatted at some length about possible avenues for management (and how to begin exercising in a legitimately beneficial way despite the condition, rather than as a grueling ordeal of determination). The tests concluded with favorable results, I finished packing the apartment, and made the long haul drive (14 hours straight) to be home genuinely and officially: for the first time in seven months I didn't have a looming clock ticking away until my next departure.

Further study and experimentation has led me to the following series of conclusions and strategies:

1. Most of the really nasty bits of McArdle's (the rhabdomyolysis, resulting myoglobinuria and possible renal failure) are only distantly present in my condition, which is certainly in my favor and gives me hope for decades to come.
2. The majority of my symptoms are the result of persistent lipolysis and metabolic ketoacidosis, so things are working pretty well and happen to have unpleasant side effects.
3. Minor snacking under ketoacidosis can in fact lead to a "sucrose induced second wind," but the body's already primed to store the excess since it's reacting as though starving (or otherwise resource impaired) and has slowly but constantly contributed to my weight gain over the years.
4. A carbohydrate (especially sucrose) rich environment contributed to the candida albicans overgrowth of yore, long since controlled.
5. Metabolic acidosis has a disproportionate effect on the diaphragm, even capable of inducing sleep apnea due to paralytic hypopnea (found some nice research papers on this).
6. Acidic (low pH) blood is filtered by the kidneys, which neutralize it using bicarbonate.
7. Most of the bicarbonate in the body is secreted by the acid pumps in the stomach, and an extra need for it does increase total pump output (acid reflux anyone?).
8. THEREFORE: adequate rest, which prevents the accumulation of metabolic toxins and/or provides opportunities for their filtration, OR a heightened filtration schedule, should be able to restore a more normal functional baseline. In practice, this means I either have to take it really easy (intense aerobic activities of my youth are all off the radar) or find some way of flushing out the kidneys, which I can do by massively upping my intake of water.

The recommended daily hydration regimen is 8 cups (1/2 gallon, or 64 ounces). Most people don't quite get this (and to be fair, it is a pretty arbitrary standard), and feel a little water-logged if they go for it. I've found experimentally that my ideal water throughput for symptomatic management ranges from 1.2 to 2 gallons per day, or two to four times the standard recommendation. Putting upwards of ten pounds of water through my body a day is not without its inconveniences, but the results are astounding: I have been able to consistently function, retain focus throughout the day, and consistently move without a broad distribution of muscles slowly constricting and seizing (I ignored a lot of this before, it had settled in so gradually). In those cases where the toxicity increases beyond my ability to handle it with water I can supplement with bicarbonate (sodium-bicarbonate in this case, or common baking soda - unfortunately you can't get bicarb without it being bound to another agent, and sodium in the related concentrations is the least threatening) to give my kidneys a boost. If that's still not enough it's time to take it easy and sleep it off.

And that's it - I can do 2 miles on the treadmill in the morning and become warm and flush in the face, with a good steady and heavy sweat instead of my previous experience of becoming pale, pupils dilating, and pulse threatening to become erratic as I felt increasingly weak and physically disconnected. I'm invigorated and capable, and with any luck will be able to set a good precedent for weight management. I've been doing this for a month now and am still amazed at the clarity of thought, presence of mind, and restored function of an engaged subconscious (especially for automatic mental reminders and short-term background processing). There are things I'll clearly never be able to do again, but I'm more OK with that now than ever before - the burden is easier to carry, and I'm relieved of the expectation of rising to a super-human standard.

None of this would have been possible except for:

1. Mental faculties adequate enough to both use as a means of trade in providing for self and family (and thus avoiding reliance on otherwise impossible physical performance), and sufficient to withstand the stupefying effects long enough to be effective in that employ.
2. An opportunity to both rest and subsequently push myself in opposite extremes: without the intensity of work and schedule I never would have been able to consistently reproduce the final few symptoms of the puzzle. The new job, attempted relocation, and first and second apartments created the perfect environments.
3. The urgency of investigation based on family need: I owed it to them not to screw things up, admitted I had a problem I couldn't solve on my own, and persisted in seeking out the care and advice I needed.
4. The inability of our beautiful home to sell despite our efforts to undercut the market.
5. That final appointment perfectly rescheduled (and only because I made a mistake that landed me on a waiting list) to coincide with my dramatically foreshortened stay in Washington. In fact, the foreshortening came on the heels of our most recent and drastic attempt to sell the house - almost as though we forced the hand of the cosmos, since we weren't really supposed to move but the evaluations still needed to happen.
6. All the little steps over the years that gave me hope.

In the end it seems as though the whole experience with Amazon was perfectly designed for the investigation into and subsequent resolution of health that was continuing its frustrating decline (every minor gain was eventually curtailed). It was very costly: the time apart from family is not something I would otherwise have chosen. That's being quickly made up for though - before the severance ran out I managed to land a good gig locally, with a favorable commute, frequent opportunities to work remotely (time with the family and care for my health), a nice level of influence and corresponding title, and chances for some stability. Certainly more humble in many ways than the work at Amazon, but arguably far better suited for both me and the family.

I'm being taken care of; it feels like stepping from shadow into warm sunshine. Health is finitely understood and controlled for the first time in my life. I have a much better idea of relative costs now and know what I will and will not do at the expense of closeness to my family, and most of it falls into the "will not" category. I learned a tremendous amount (the kind of education you really can't pay for) and am better prepared for the advancement of my career than ever before; and I can start living again.

Thank you.